Fever Dream

Nightmare Moon: Hey bug breath! I bet that I can seduce more patients in a day than you in a week.
Chrysalis: Oh yeah, smoke head? I bet that you can't!
NMM: What's the matter? Afraid that I'm more attractive that you?
C: What? No way! I-I have hundred of admirers...
NM: Your changelings doesn't count, Chryssi. Neither the ones you feed upon or controlled. Or the ones you will.
C: Grrr! The bet is still on! What's the wager?
NMM: Celestia's saturday cake.
C: Nah!
NMM: What?
C: I don't dig sweets.
NMM: What do you propose?
C: Hmmm! Ha! I got it.
NMM: Do tell.
C: The loser will have to make all the sponge baths for a week...
NMM: I don't see anything particular.
C: Without the use of magic... and only the old ponies.
NMM: Ewwww! And the winner?
C: Complete spa treatment.
NMM: You're on!
C: Excellent! Wait a minute. I have to make something clear.
NMM: What?
C: We are targeting only the stallions don't we?
NMM: Oh? Do you have something against the mares? I'll be getting more points that way, then.
C: Uh... No. I have nothing against it.
NMM: Ah, Chrysalis. You just have to tell me if it makes you.... uneasy.
C: N-not at all! What?
NMM: You're blushing.
C: Shut up! I will win this bet whatever I will need to do! Ha! I can already imagine you cleaning their dirty... Hey! Wait! Where are you going? Aren't we supposed to both go over there?
NMM: Nope. I'm going with the nurses for taking care of the patients.
C: Huh? Where they are sending me, then?
NMM: *snort* The nursery.
C: WHAT?! The nursery? Why there?
NMM: I guess they learned about your... motherly skills.
C: That's unfair! I can't seduce... b-babies! Even you couldn't! It's so... wrong!
NMM: Oh! I don't know about me, but at least you know what you'll do next week.
C: Argh! I hate you!
NMM: Hahaha. Remember to not scare them.
-At the end of the week in the hallway in the direction of the nursery.
NMM: *sigh* I don't understand. I made the eyes to nearly everyone except the young ones. Stallions, mare... doctors and patients... even the other nurses. They were shivering in my presence! Why? Wasn't I enough attractive in that attire? At least not all of them turned their stare. *sigh* Must be something related to the reaction I had when that stallion touched my f- Huh?
C: Okay little ones! I'm sorry, but it is time for me to leave.
Foals: Awwwwww...
NMM: W-what?
C: I know, I know it is sad, but my shift is over. I'll see you to-
She saw Nightmare Moon in the corner of her eye.
C: Hey children! Look it's Nightm-
Nightmare Moon shook her head while holding a hoof up.
C: Night... moon. Say hello to Miss Nightmoon!
Foal: Hello Miss Nightmoon!
C: Take care little foals!
Foal: Bye Miss Chryssi!
They both walked away in the hall.
NMM: Weren't you supposed to work in the nursery?
C: They changed their plans. The adults refused that I work there. So they send me there with the foals.
NMM: You? With foals?
C: You saw it yourself. And they loved me! Easy lunch I can tell.
NMM: But you were supposed to seduce remember?
C: Actually I didn't have to. Well, I "seduced" them in another way of the term and they are all liking me. I heard that wasn't the case with you... Moony.
NMM: Bah! It was a stupid bet.
C: Oh no you don't! I took care of those kids because of that bet! You have lost, Moony! I hope you like... cleaning.
NMM: I hope you do too, Chrysalis.
C: Huh? What do you mean?
NMM: Celestia learned about our little bet.
C: Uh oh. Whoa! Wait! We haven't told anything to anyone! You are bluffing! Just because you lost! You're just a bad loser!
NMM: Or I could blackmail you about the little ones in the hospital liking you so much that they want you back for another week.
C: ....
NMM: Your choice, Miss Chryssi!
C: You are really evil Nightmare Moon.
The ebony alicorn shrugged.
NMM: A beautiful evil, though.

Wonderful work. It's hard to hate such beautiful villains. But beware behind those eyes, they can still have bad plans in mind. For you.