Hey, who gave that filly a mug of cider?!
Kobrakin wrote [link]
Man, the ground is so boring. Why'd we need to come here for a picnic...I wonder where mom and dad will get back with lunch? I'm really thirsty!
Oh, I'm afraid they got a bit delayed, little Rainbow Dash. But if you're thirsty, I'm sure I can help.
Wow! You sure are funny looking, mister! Are there a lot of creatures like you on the ground?
Haha! No, I'm afraid there's only one of me in the entire universe, little filly. A real shame, isn't it? In any event...you said something about being thirsty?
Yeah! Do you have something to drink? I could go for some apple juice!
Apple juice? Oh, how quaint! No, little Dash, I have something infinitely superior to apple juice for you today. What I have here is apple cider!
Even better than apple juice? I wanna to try some!...Wait a minute. Mom and dad told me never to take things from strangers, and you're pretty strange, mister. Are you a stranger?
Me? A stranger? Most certainly not! I assure you, Rainbow Dash, this cider is both completely harmless and completely delicious.
...*gulp*...WOW! This is the most amazingly incredibly radical awesome thing EVER! Thanks mister!
Oh, you're very welcome, Dash. Unfortunately, I must be going, but rest assured, we'll meet again. A shame you won't remember me. But you'll definitely remember this unbelievable cider...a pity you'll only ever be able to get a single mug every fifteen years.
Huh? Mister? Where'd you go?...Wait, who was I talking to? Where did this drink come from? It looks good, and I am really thirsty...WOW! This is the most amazingly incredibly radical awesome thing EVER! I can't wait to have some more!