RARITY! There ya are, ya glittery snake in the grass! A-Applejack, darling! What's this all about? What's wrong? Don't you "what's wrong" me, Rarity! You care t'explain how this little photo shoot ended up Cover Filly magazine?! Oh my word! Applejack, you look fabulous, darling! Why ever didn't you tell me you did modeling work? 'Cause I didn't, consarnit! These here are all candid photographs, and I sure as hay didn't give my permission to have 'em in no frilly magazine! Do you know what this'll do to mah reputation on the rodeo circuit if word gets out!? I see...well, I'm terribly sorry about that, Applejack, but I swear to you, I had nothing to do with this! The very... ...Wait a moment, darling. How do you have a copy of Cover Filly already? They don't hit the newsstands until Monday. The only way you would have one now...is if you had a subscription. Er...um...that is...Big Mac has one? To...um...look at the purty mares and whatnot? Nnnope. Now, now, darling, it's nothing to be ashamed of. But if it makes you feel better, your secret is safe with me. ...Thanks, Rarity. Ah really do appreciate that. And ah'm mighty sorry I jumped the gun and came here hollerin' at ya like that. But that still doesn't answer the question of how them durned pictures got in there in the first place! Nnnope. ... ... ...Big Mac, you took those pictures and sent 'em in, didn't ya? Eeeyup. ...This is payback for that video of you and Smarty Pants that I posted on EweTube, ain't it? Eeeyup. ...Horseapples.